Julie. Julek. Grim Reaper. Death. Shinigami. Or maybe just JJ... Whatever, you can call me 'honey'.
What else... Oh, I live in Poland where the history comes from. Of course I'm a fangirl, pff.
Totally adore Tony Stark (or RDJ, whateva), Jack Harkness (CAPTAIN.), apples, The Doctor, Sherlock Holmes, Supernatural (Cas :3 Destiel! *-*), my scythe, Loki (still dunno why) and, again, Tony Stark, because fuck you - that's why.
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Loki to my Tony, my golden apple, source of chaos in the universe and somehow love of my life - Lobo <33

Stevie to my Stark, Black Kitteh, scary faerie, and my true soulmate - Kejci <33


Art in the background and avatar are borrowed.
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blastingradio:

This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

(Źródło: derpycats)

tonystarkfucksaround:

"Don’t lie to me you’ve never fantasized about it, Stark."

(Inspired by x)

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

Each frame is a whole new level of excitement. 

(Źródło: hiddleston-is-my-cup-of-tea)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

iamtonysexual:

thisisasupergoodidea:

i8urpenguin:

HE TRIED TO ESCAPE

FUCK THE OCEAN

I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT

SEA PANCAKE OUT

SEA PANCAKE BACK IN

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

(Źródło: briannathestrange)

sherbetballets:

batsyandmrj:

There’s thousands of notes on posts about how unfair it is that there isn’t a wonder woman movie and now that its been officially announced nobody is talking about it?

Like Can I get at least a hell yeah?

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lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

(Źródło: suprenaturals)

curtisplease:

plowjob:

what would the foot version of fisting be called

a huge mistake

caroljessie:

MARVEL NOW! — (ONGOING) SOLO FEMALE TITLES

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